You know what's really hard? The CSI computer game. I DO TOO HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE, BRASS. SHUT UP.

We had this one random, beautiful day in the low 60s this week, and now we're back to cold. My grandpa keeps saying that since we've had a harsh, cold winter so early, we'll have an early spring, but he said that last year when we had the same weather, and it didn't happen. I swear, it was barely warm even by the time we hit May. I feel like I shake my fist at Canada just about every day.

Virtual NES.

This is pretty much the coolest thing ever in the entirety of human history. I can now play Super Mario Brothers on my computer. Goodbye, getting shit done! It was nice knowin' ya!