The scroll wheel on my mouse is broken.

I am seriously having a hard time living right now.

• Writing, writing, all the time, but not a thing I can sell.  Whee!

• I burned my feet on the wood of the deck outside.  Excuse me, sun.

• I was so excited about buying a new external hard drive and now I can't manage to get around to hooking it up.  Ennuiiiiiiiiiiii.

• I only got four hours of sleep last night, after a week of averaging around five or six.  The inside of my head is super fuzzy right now.

• IF BITCHES DON'T STOP CHECKING OUT TRON AT THE LIBRARY, IT'S JUST GONNA BE DEAD BITCHES ALL UP AND DOWN KANSAS.

• I only have five episodes of Babylon 5 left.  I has a sad.

• If today was indeed the last voyage of the blue van (we'll find out tomorrow what the mechanic found out), then it was highly appropriate that it was to the library.

• This has been a frustrating week - I've had a couple things I wanted to write, but I have a hard (read: impossible) time writing at home, and it's too hot to leave the house.

• All I wanted was to find screencaps of the Arrested Development finale.  The only site with caps I could find has 235 pages of unorganized images, no rhyme or reason, no labels, tags, anything.  It was all, "Oh, you wanted screencaps?  I'm withholding them.  Look at me, getting off."

I find it sad that I remember that the perfect tense of "loqui - to speak" is locutus because that was Picard's name when he was assimilated into the Borg Collective.

• I left my wallet and cell phone at home this morning. Good thing my van has a top speed of 40 mph!

• Today I had students named Oleg, Alejandro, and Paloma. Awesome.

• One of these days I'll sing for all of you my original pop hit, "Gotta Take Some Advil (Oh My God My Head)," recently composed in the kitchen.

• My grandpa's new dentures remind me of that scene in Dennis the Menace when Dennis replaces Mr. Wilson's front teeth with Chiclets.