So we're ordering, and I'm having trouble explaining to the waitress that I don't want anything with caffeine. Do they have Diet Sprite? No. Is their iced tea decaffeinated? No. Is their iced water just from the tap? Yes. (Ew. Austin's tap water reminds me of the water Lea Thompson pours Marty McFly in Back to the Future Part III.) Do they have bottled water? Let me go check. Ten minutes later she brings it back.
I had to remove the label as the bottle itself wouldn't scan properly.