Bah to Medieval texts. Boring. Blah blah God blah blah wars blah blah Kings blah blah God blah blah. Medieval world? You are boring. Why are you so boring? The Dark ages are supposed to be interesting and exciting! You are not.

I hope you get the Black Death.

In a related story, there was a guy sitting next to me in Medieval Civ discussion who was a heavy mouth breather. It was extremely disturbing. I can't really turn to him and say, "Yo, inhale a little more quietly, you freak," but I really wanted to.