[native Los Angeles dweller] Oh my God! It's raining! Water is falling from the sky! At a steady rate! And...and...it's puddling on the ground! It's running down the sides of the street! If I stand outside, my hair gets wet! I can't drive! The car, it's...it's...not working! I must drive incredibly slow and carefully over the moderately damp road! I think I'm going to die! The rain! The rain! Sweet Jesus! [/native Los Angeles dweller]