It would make my life - I'm not even kidding, it would MAKE my LIFE - if the 24 previouslies had a freeze-frame of Satan with "Aaron Pierce" out to the side. I told Laura last night, I think the top of my head would explode.

I started a new ab tape yesterday, and I'm so sore this morning I could cry. Thanks a lot abs for hurting so much. /Willem Dafoe

Mmm, peach Fresca.