There are two reasons to watch CNN. And they have nothing to do with staying up to date with current affairs, or being able to sound relatively intelligent in adult conversations. Although I guess those things are cool, too. Whatever, here's why you turn on the James Earl Jones network:


Tucker Carlson


Anderson Cooper

Ooo...pretty. I watch "Crossfire" whenever I'm home at the time it's on just to watch Tucker. I flip on CNN any time I have a few minutes just to see if Anderson is on. Not only are they sexy bags of sex, they're also really smart, which is just...yeah. I like 'em.