So I finally watched the movie Clue, since I felt I needed to actually see the film from whence comes one of my favorite quotes, "Flames, flames on the side of my face." Sadly, that was one of only two parts of the movie that actually made me laugh. I did find a YouTube link to just that scene, which is brilliant. (I also didn't know that Madeline Kahn ad-libbed that bit, which is just more evidence of how totally awesome she was and why she's my favorite actress.)

Flames!